Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Ah, young love

Is there anything more beautiful? Well, at least when the person you're in love with isn't a crazy bitch:
Cmdr. Tim McGraw said once inside the apartment [19-year-old Chalie] Simon became angry and tried to enter her ex's bedroom. However, when the man blocked her and tried to make her leave the apartment, Simon allegedly grabbed his genitals and "squeezed hard," McGraw said.

Officers arrested Simon outside of the building and she was charged with third-degree assault, domestic violence and first-degree criminal trespass.

The man told police he and Simon first started dating about a year before the incident and had since ended their relationship about 20 times.
Yeah, um, this might be a wake-up call for you not to give this a 21st try, dude. There could be sharp objects involved next time, if you know what I mean.

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