Excuses, excuses

Um, yeah, guys. Whatever gets you through the night:

A survey conducted by one of China's most popular Web sites indicates that many men would wear high-heels to experience the pains felt by significant others.

The online survey by 163.com attracted more than 3,000 responses, most of which were from men who said they would wear heels for their wives or girlfriends to demonstrate their love and understanding, Xinhua, China (OTCBB:XHUA)'s official government-run news agency, reported Monday.

The story does not mention whether or not the men were also surveyed about whether or not they would wear pretty dresses and/or frilly lace underwear in order to "demonstrate their love and understanding."

(Yes, the implication here is that most Chinese men are trannies.)