Wednesday, March 25, 2009

No shirt, No shoes, No pants, No service

I like beer. I like nudity, too. But there are some situations where the two just don't mix:
A Tennessee man arrested buying beer at a convenience store was old enough to purchase alcohol -- he was just missing his clothes.

James Golden, 48, Hendersonville, told police he thought the clerk might appreciate it if he "went into the store nude" earlier this month, according to an affidavit filed by officers.
Yeah, not so much, it turns out. The article goes on to point out that it was unclear as to whether or not he had the money and/or ID necessary to buy the beer, "since he obviously lacked a pocket." They clearly overlooked the butt, otherwise known as "nature's pocket."

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