Smoky the bear cat

I'm allergic to cats, so I've never had one, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to treat them like this:

Police in Nebraska said a man was arrested after he allegedly stuffed his kitten into a homemade marijuana pipe to calm her down.

Acea Schomaker, 20, was cited on suspicion misdemeanor animal cruelty and charged with possession of marijuana and paraphernalia after Lancaster County sheriff's deputies allegedly caught him smoking marijuana from the homemade contraption with his cat, Shadow, stuffed inside the apparatus, the Omaha (Neb.) World-Herald reported Tuesday.

Deputies said Schomaker told them the kitten had been hyper and he was attempting to calm her down.

Yeah, because we all know nothing calms down a small, hyper animal like stuffing it into a bong.