Thankfully, no other furniture was harmed during the course of the incident

Gee, who could have possibly guessed that a guy who has his very own motorized bar stool might have some problems?

An Ohio man has been charged by police with operating a home-made, mechanized bar stool on wheels while intoxicated, the Associated Press reports.

According to an Ohio police report, Kile Wygle, 28, called 911 after crashing his bar stool near his Newark home and sustaining injuries.

"I wrecked my bar stool," he told the police officer who answered the call. He also acknowledged drinking 15 beers and was charged with two misdemeanors: DUI and driving with a suspended license, the AP says.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that the officer who answered his call figured out that this was an alcohol-related problem as soon as he was told that someone had wrecked a bar stool.