An accident waiting to happen

There are numerous reasons to be thankful for not living in Germany—not the least of which is that it's crawling with Krauts—but also because you run a substantially lower risk of being on the road with this woman:

A German woman was involved in three car accidents in less than an hour that left a total of seven vehicles damaged but she suffered only slight injuries from the series of mishaps, police said Tuesday.

The 69-year-old woman from Berlin first crashed into three cars while trying to pull out of a supermarket car park on the Baltic resort island of Usedom.

Then, she accidentally stepped on the accelerator and sped across a lawn before crashing into a nearby house, police said. She was taken to hospital in an ambulance but that vehicle was then hit by a truck.

Jeez, woman, get yourself a lucky rabbit's foot key chain or something.