Ouch!

Yeah, getting smacked repeatedly with a metal object probably hurts, but I'm sure that's nothing compared to the sense of abject, utter FAIL:

Police in Wales said an 86-year-old woman used her metal crutch to beat a 26-year-old burglary suspect to tears and forced him to sit and wait for officers.

Gwyneth Davies, who is recovering from pneumonia, broken ribs and a hip fracture, told police she was on her way to bed when she discovered the man in her kitchen, The Sun reported Thursday.

Davies said she struck the man four times with her metal crutch and ordered him to sit on a stool in her kitchen while she called the authorities.

If he gets convicted and sent to prison, I'm guessing he hopes that the whole "So, how did you get caught?" question never comes up.