Woman's intuition

Sometimes, I've been told, a woman just knows when something is wrong. Case in point:

A Hutchinson man was arrested Friday after a woman reportedly caught him naked in her apartment and stealing panties.

The 23-year-old woman had not been staying in her apartment in the 100 block of West Fifth Avenue recently because she suspected someone had been entering her bedroom and going through her underwear drawer, said Hutchinson Police Sgt. John Moore.

When the woman returned home about 8 a.m. Friday, she saw her neighbor coming out of her bedroom, naked. The man ran out of her apartment and returned to his apartment across the hall.

Needless to say, it wasn't difficult for the cops to track him down.

Man, if he makes bail and they bump into each other in the hallway, it's gonna be awkward.