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This is just so stupid that I don't even feel the need to make a joke:

Police said June 22 security camera footage from the Greenbrier Mall store in Chesapeake recorded a man with a T-shirt over his head stealing nine iPods and two jugs of Heroes at Home donations for needy military families at about 9:45 p.m. while recording himself committing the crime on his cell phone, The (Norfolk) Virginian-Pilot reported Wednesday.

Nathaniel Forester, 20, was arrested and charged with grand larceny and entering a building to commit a felony. He allegedly sent the video of himself committing the crime to his ex-girlfriend after giving her one of the iPods as a gift.

Okay, let's break this down:

1. Stealing a bunch of stuff is not a good idea.

2. Creating video evidence of yourself doing the above is a much worse idea.

3. Sending said video to someone is even more idiotic.

4. Sending said video to YOUR EX...Just...just...seriously? I mean...really?

5. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. FAIL spectacularly.