My kind of gal

Gee, it's a shame I'm only hearing about her now that she's off the market:

A bride in Germany spent her wedding night passed out next to a crate of vodka in the back seat of a car and had to be rescued by police when the BMW began to overheat in the sun.

Police in the western city of Cologne said Monday the inebriated 30-year-old remained unconscious even after they smashed the car window to get her out.

The article goes on to say that she had to climb out of the car's smashed window because she couldn't find the car keys (or her new husband, for that matter) but why couldn't she just, you know, unlock one of the car's doors from the inside?

Oh, right. She probably wasn't thinking very clearly.