Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Swimming to jail

I've noticed over the years that few of my neighbors who have swimming pools ever use them, but that doesn't necessarily mean that nobody wants to use the pool:
A nude man covered in feces broke into someone’s backyard and jumped into the pool Saturday, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report.

Robert Stark Higgins, 21, of the 5300 block of Southeast Dell Street, Stuart, was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft. He was being held at the Martin County Jail in lieu of $10,500 bail.
The article doesn't mention why Higgins was nude or exactly whose feces he was covered in, but that might be for the better.

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