Drunk dialing saves lives

I can't be certain, but I suspect this woman's ex might be a 911 operator...

"Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road," Mary Strey said during an Oct. 24 call to 911, according to tapes.

Trying to determine the location of the reported drunk driver, the dispatcher asked Strey: "Okay are you behind them, or..."

"No, I am them," Strey said, according to MyFoxAustin.

The dispatcher verified, "You am them?"

"Yes, I am them," said Strey.

Sounds like she should have been arrested by the Grammar Police.

(No, not really. Even if there were such a thing as the Grammar Police, drunk driving is a much more serious offense.)