Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Next time, try a bank

Since the economy sucks and most places accept debit or check cards anyway these days, this story doesn't exactly surprise me:
Riverside County authorities say a woman with a gun robbed 11 customers at a market and got away with $6.
Seriously, I don't usually have more than a buck or two in my wallet these days, mostly because it's more convenient to just swipe my bank card than to stop by an ATM and get cash.

Oh, and also, sticking up customers in a Riverside County convenience store isn't exactly a good strategy if you're looking for the big bucks. Seriously, just ask them for whatever meth they happen to have in their pockets and go for the resale route. You'll make a lot more than six bucks that way.

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