I'm not a religious guy...

...but I'm pretty sure that this isn't the kind of thing they encourage at church festivals, even in New York:

Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud.

Okay, so they were both Canadian, so the church wasn't really at fault. Unless they played some Bryan Adams or Gordon Lightfoot music or something. That kind of thing gets Canadians all riled up. Or so I'm told.

Police said both men were highly intoxicated.

Oh, yeah. That also might have had something to do with the whole thing.