Thursday, July 22, 2010

I wish I had gone to law school

Because I would have actually enjoyed making some money on this bullshit:
New York City's famous Naked Cowboy is headed to court to protect his trademark from the Naked Cowgirl.

Robert Burck says Sandy Kane is damaging the brand he built through more than a decade of strumming his guitar wearing only briefs and a cowboy hat. He's earned as much as $1,000 a day working Times Square from about 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Kane wears a bikini, cowboy hat and guitar in her role as the Naked Cowgirl.

The federal suit filed Wednesday asks the court to keep Kane from doing anything that would violate Burck's trademark.
I'm not sure how they name these cases, so is this going to be labeled "Naked Boy v. Naked Girl"? Because, that would be the best court case EVAR!!!!!!!

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