A likely story

I've made some lame excuses for stupid shit that I've done throughout the years, but compared to this, every one of them seems utterly plausible:

Soldiers accused of breaking into a Colorado medical marijuana dispensary and then accidentally locking themselves inside told police they planned to destroy the marijuana — not smoke or sell it.

The Gazette in Colorado Springs reports a police affidavit says two of the three Fort Carson soldiers told officers they were trying to steal the marijuana so they could get rid of it.

Not only did they break into the place, they managed to get themselves locked in, which I guess explains why they weren't quicker to think of something like meeting a poor little old lady with glaucoma who needed all the weed they were stealing.