Don't judge

This seems a lot less gay (NTTAWWT) once you read it in context:

Then, he heard a knock on a window from a hiker, and suddenly his long, painful ordeal was over.

"I just kissed him," Morello said of the hiker. "He looked like an angel to me."

Read it all, and rethink your concept of what it means to have a bad day. Or five.