Feel the need to be nude outside? There's an app for that.

I've long maintained that nudists are most often the last people you'd want to see in their, um, natural state, so if I had an iPhone, I might download this app just so I could avoid any places where they might turn up:

The Florida-based American Association of Nude Recreation said its free "Nakation" iPhone application has been downloaded nearly 800 times.

The Kissimmee group, which bills itself as the nation's oldest and largest nudist organization, said the "Nakation" app went online last month as part of the association's efforts to keep its nearly 50,000 members connected via social media and updated on the latest nudist news, the Orlando Sentinel reported Thursday.

Say, it's not like these people have pockets, so where do they keep their iPho—oh, damn. I almost went down a really horrifying path right there.