Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Niche marketing

Uh, maybe it's just me, but this doesn't really sound like something I'd want to purchase:
The lascivious tongue of Kiss's Gene Simmons will adorn the first Food and Drug Administration-approved "picture condoms," the manufacturer said Wednesday.

Graphic Armor Inc. said Condomania's Kiss Kondoms, which have long carried images of the rock band on their boxes and wrappers, will now have Simmons' "iconic fully extended tongue" running down the length of the condom itself.
Maybe I have issues, but I really don't see the appeal of having the image of some other dude's tongue adorning my junk, much less glancing down and seeing it thrusting in and out of my lady friend.

Yeah, it's probably just me.

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