This is somehow worse than nuclear waste

Slipping on this stuff probably isn't going to give you Minotaur-like superpowers:

A spill of frozen bull semen bound for a breeder in the state of Texas triggered a scare on Tuesday that temporarily shut down a U.S. interstate highway during the morning rush hour.

The incident began when the driver of a Greyhound bus carrying the freight alerted the fire department he had lost a part of his load while negotiating the ramp on a highway near Nashville.

Am I the only person who thought that a Greyhound bus wasn't the best possible conveyance for transporting animal semen?

Think of the luggage, people.