Imagine if he worked from home

Sure, we all likes us some porn, but nowhere nearly as much as this guy, who I'm going to guess has some kind of compulsive behavior problem:

A Japanese civil servant was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months, an official said Friday.

The man, a Kinokawa city government employee in western Japan, visited porn sites from June 2007 to February 2008, city official Tomiko Waki said. The man's name was withheld.

City officials said the number of hits discovered on his computer's internal log was so high in part because one click on certain types of pornographic sites registers multiple hits.

Despite his frequent porn viewing, none of his colleagues noticed his activities, which he apparently conducted throughout the workday.

"Each desk is set apart from each other," Waki said, adding that the man logged 170,000 hits on porn sites in July alone.

I think it's probably a very, very good thing that his co-workers didn't know what he was up to because the desks are set apart from each other, if you know what I mean.

(Via Dave in Texas over at Moron Central, who notes that the dude was merely demoted, not fired. Huh. That city must have the wold's most tolerant human resources department.)

Related: I had this video embedded here, but it loaded automatically every time I clicked back here, so you can just go watch it at the link.