Thursday, June 19, 2008

Colonic comemmoration

People put up monuments to all kinds of people and things—war heroes, statesmen, Spanish explorers (ahem), battles, animals—but this one has got to be a first:
A monument to the enema, a procedure many people would rather not think about, has been unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk. The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels, was unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa, the spa's director said Thursday.

"There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art," Alexander Kharchenko told The Associated Press. "An enema is almost a symbol of our region."

The Caucasus Mountains region is known for dozens of spas where enemas with water from mineral springs are routinely administered to treat digestive and other complaints.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know where I won't be taking my next vacation.
Kharchenko, 50, said the monument cost $42,000 and was installed in a square in front of his spa on Wednesday. A banner declaring: "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas" — an allusion to a line from "The Twelve Chairs," a famous Soviet film comedy — was posted on one of the spa's walls.
And yet, there was always a perception in the West that the Soviets were a dour and humorless lot. Well, consider that stereotype busted.

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