Dank around the dangle

You know how there are those times when something bad happens and you say, "You know, some day, I'll look back at this whole thing and laugh"? Hopefully this guy has that kind of attitude, but somehow, I doubt it.

Getting caught with marijuana by police is bad enough. But the drug arrest of John Christopher Williams, 34, was particularly embarrassing.

Williams has a lengthy criminal record and had failed to show up for court dates more than once, leading to a warrant for his arrest. When police found and arrested him they didn’t find any drugs on him and Williams didn’t say anything.

It was only when he was being checked in to prison that guards discovered nine grams of marijuana wrapped around his penis. Williams says it was all a misunderstanding.

No, a misunderstanding is when you accidentally do something wrong. I can't think of any way—no, scratch that, I don't want to think of any way—a guy could accidentally wrap nine grams worth of weed around his junk.

(Via Fark.)