Waiter, there's an antler in my chow mein

You know, something suspicious might be going on when General Tso's Venison suddenly shows up on the menu at your local Chinese restaurant:

Erie County Health Department officials said they got a tip Friday about a dead deer in the China King restaurant in the town of Hamburg, just south of Buffalo.

An inspector soon arrived and saw the deer being butchered in the kitchen.

State health laws prohibit butchering an animal inside a restaurant.

Officials don't know whether the deer had been killed by a hunter or a vehicle. They said there was no indication the deer meat was served to any customers.

Well, that's a relief, I guess. Unfortunately, however, they were served massive amounts of MSG.