I guess he couldn't find a ride with anyone

When you're on trial for auto theft, it's probably not such a good idea to, well, you can probably guess where I'm going with this...

Police have charged a man with stealing a Lexus SUV he drove to court the day a jury was to decide whether to convict him in a separate auto theft case. The man was arraigned Monday on charges of receiving a stolen vehicle and receiving stolen property after police saw him approach the stolen Lexus in front of the courthouse with its keys in hand.

Police were attracted to the SUV after bystanders noticed several Yorkshire terriers mulling around it.

The man was also charged with animal cruelty and leaving animals in an unattended vehicle.

And he got convicted on the other charge, too. You can chalk that up to bad luck, but I'm pretty sure the guy's problem is actually his deep, deep stupidity.