Those peanut butter cookies are way better anyway

This story actually kind of makes me look mature, somehow:

Police say a brawl between roommates over Girl Scout cookies led to assault charges against one of them. According to the Naples Daily News, the Collier County Sheriff's Office reports that 31-year-old Hersha Howard woke up her roommate early Sunday and accused her of eating her Thin Mints.

They argued and deputies say that it turned physical with Howard chasing her roommate with scissors and hitting her repeatedly with a board and then a sign.

You really want to go after someone who's stealing your cookies with at least a handgun.

Anything less, and the thieves won't learn their lesson.