Wednesday, August 06, 2008

"Take a left at the corner and go straight to jail."

Man, don't you just love it when bad things happen to stupid people?
A woman who allegedly was driving while intoxicated in the Sturgis area picked the wrong house to stop at. Meade County Sheriff Ron Merwin said a 37-year-old woman got lost about 4 a.m. Tuesday and stopped at a home to get directions.

The house belongs to one of the sheriff's deputies. The female deputy believed that the woman was intoxicated and would not let her drive away. Merwin said that resulted in a wrestling match.
Well, that was a bad idea, seeing as how she ended up with a felony assault charge to go along with her DUI. I mean, really, when you're busted like that, why double down?

Oh, that's right. Because you're a dumbass.

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